I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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