I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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