Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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