their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Pants are for mortals
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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