sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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