I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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