If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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