He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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