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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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