Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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