none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
