my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think people are normalizing furries
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