At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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