they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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