your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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