she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The power of my boobs compel you
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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