I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
