is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Randomize
