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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

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  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  when i was alone, his dick was there for me...

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• (714): View more from California

  Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...

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• (607): View more from New York

  I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!

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