I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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