You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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