imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
