Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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