She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
All the doctor said was why
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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