She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She announced her abortion via fbk
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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