Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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