Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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