I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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