he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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