id be glad to
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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