That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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