First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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