She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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