Christians are straight up FREAKS
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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