I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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