...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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