it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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