Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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