whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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