Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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