I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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