Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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