I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
