halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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