She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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