Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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