When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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