She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
FUCK WHALES
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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