u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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