I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He better not be in your backpack
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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