last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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