Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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