she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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