she was so not down for the gang bang
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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