Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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